How To React If Your Bottom Paints On You

Tops or those who top we are talking to you today. So you've been excited to get some cakes and the guy you decided to poke has made a mess on your love stick. Now What? Okay first, as gross as it is, do not flip out! Run and clean yourself off and take a few deep breaths: 1.) Your bottom didn't mean to! It was not his intention to paint on you. 2.) It is an ass after all. Just because we want to use it for multiple reasons, and stick multiple things in there it is what it is. A butt! And we know what comes out of there. 3.) Refer your Friend to Bottomology.com he will learn how to prepare for anal sex! Save the next Top from goin thru this. We will teach him the ways of Bottomology. It's all good though, next time make it known to the bottom that your bathroom is available and even give him a wash rag and towel. If he's a Bottomology...

How To Spice Up Your Gay Relationship

So you've been in a relationship for awhile and the fire just isn't on Inferno like it used to be.  The passion isn't there and you want to get things moving between you and your love. Well we are here to help! Here are 3 ways you can immediately improve your love life: 1.)  Take a few days to yourselves - Go at least 3 days without speaking. That means absolutely no communication. This will allow your energies to reset and not be tangled up. You'll find after the 2nd day you'll be a little anxious to see your boo. 2.) Get Nasty, Get Creative- Find a dark space in your car garage or somewhere legal and safe to get it on! A change in location is often all you need to spark the flame. The more you and your boo get out of your comfort zones, the more exciting your love life will be. 3.) Be sexy to feel sexy - Wear your best on your next...